Possum Royale* is very happy to be playing at SAB on World Hamster Day. Every hamster drinks for free at SAB on World Hamster Day – guests of hamsters still have to pay full-price. Sorry/not at all sorry non-hamsters. Go get your own day and stop trying to horn in all the time.
*Possum Royale is Richard Brock and Todd Hoke and they have never met a hamster they didn’t like except for that one time in Duluth and we’re not talking about that here.